TOS five word thingy!!!

Lad Swing was," said Chekov

 

as he poured some vodka

 

into a doggie dish, and

 

added steroids to it before

 

injecting it into his biceps

 

. Roid Rage quickly overtook him,

 

and he turned into a

 

hulking green monster with enormous

 

nostrils. Spock tried to make

 

it calm down using a

 

Jedi mind trick he'd picked

 

from the ship's cultural databank.

 

It backfired due to Chekov's

 

insistence that a little old lady from

 

(five, not seven! Now I have to use three! )

Leningrad was going

 

to market while this Little

 

( My bad...)

to visit the ship and

 

bring bowls of "curing borscht"

 

for everybody to eat. The

 

reaction was quite disturbing as