Pastie

What would you do if somebody came at you wielding a pastie and a bucket of eggs?

 

I would close this thread with you, the pastie, and the bucket of eggs sealed in it.

 

Proper Cornish or fake Cornish?

 

I don't know - the attacker is coming at me too quickly to notice such things. I think it is Cornish.

 

I'd be sure to ask them whether they paid the full 20% VAT when purchasing the pasty.

 

Distract with bacon buttie, follow up with sausage roll upside the head. It's the only way to be sure.

 

You spelled pasty wrong.

 

If this person came at me with pasties, I think I'd have to let her

 

the traditional method is to wait for the sun to rise so they turn to stone

 

Goodnight, thread.