Why would you like to be as tall and blue as a Na'vi alien is ?

Why you would like to be as tall and blue as a Na'vi alien is, in terms of the creatively witty (G and/or R rated) things you'd most like to get up to and do (on Earth or anywhere else) ?

 

Whoever said I would is a liar.

 

No.

 

I'd smurf it.

 

I wouldn't.

Didn't like the film and didn't like the ten foot high smurfs. Mr. Plinkett got it right in his review - go watch that - about them having the Disney eyes and so on.

Dreck.

 

I don't understand. How would this improve my sex life?

 

Didn't like the movie much but 'twere I Na'vi-sized I'd enjoy being the highest-paid player in the NBA...

 

Liked the movie, but being the only Na'vi in a world of humans seems a great way to earn a one-way ticket to your government lab of choice.

 

Plinkett is a know-nothing; having done nothing, his opinion is not worth noting even in passing.