TOS five word thingy!!!

"Voule vou acoucher avec moi?"

 

Uhura asked as she danced

 

and opened a Tab Soda.

 

She drank deeply from the

 

Tab and burped into the

 

faces of as many other

 

Starfleet cadets as she could.

 

That proved to be many

 

"Turkeys! Turkeys and semen! Evvverywhere!"

 

McCoy yelled as he ran

 

straight into a bulkhead, smashing

 

his head and giving himself

 

a good excuse to inject

 

another load of cordrazine into

 

BlackSheHitler's naked body.

McCoy's love

 

for injecting cordrazine was matched

 

by BlackSheHitler's intense lust for Xindi flesh.

 

A century before Black Hitler

 

had secretly been contacted by Xindi Marsupials

 

who had known Jonathan Archer