TOS five word thingy!!!

nature of Kirk's hair line.

 

His hair had been a

 

worry to Starfleet since it

 

prank to play on Spock.

 

Lo from the depths of

 

hell came the most evil

 

tin of sardines hailing Enterprise

 

, sending out wave after wave

 

Omega 3 and 6 radiation

 

that ate through the ship's

 

plasma conduits leaving only bare

 

and exposed duotronic enhancers that

 

left a trail of smegma

 

and mung all over the

 

pit of existential despair that

 

permeated the Enterprise from stem

 

to, well, about Deck Six.

 

Which was really the only

 

deck that mattered to anybody.

 

The ship's designers had purposely