VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

Tom's quarters under a pile

 

of handcuffs and other restraints

 

covered in radioactive stains of

 

things you don't wanna know.

 

"Hey, you creep, stay outta

 

my stash o' love toys!"

 

Paris warned. Janeway's pole dancing

 

wasn't having the intended effect

 

on Soulja, much the opposite;

 

as he became creeped out

 

; she reminded him of his

 

creepy old cat lady neighbour.

 

Janeway sighed. Her much vaunted

 

"Teach Youself Pole Dancing" DVD

 

had failed her. Now she'd

 

never get her money back.

 

"Try this," said Naomi Wildman,

 

"Technobabble always impresses AND obsfucates!"

 

Always valuing a kid's advice

 

Janeway and Torres let fly