TOS five word thingy!!!

itchy and scratchy like the

 

old Simpsons cartoon characters who

 

Black Hitler and Madonna had

 

once loved to watch when

 

they were having lesbian sex

 

in front of the TV.

 

Yes, Black Hitler was female

 

.

Meanwhile, back on Enterprise, Scotty

 

was using his braids to

 

tie Sulu's ankles to the

 

transporter controls and a bicycle.

 

Hikaru tried to free himself

 

as Scotty fashioned a merkin

 

out of human hair and

 

Yoda's lightsaber.

"Tis a challenge!"

 

Scotty replied with a grin.

 

Kirk phasered Scotty.

"He's high!"

 

the Captain proclaimed. "Take him

 

to Sickbay, while I sing

 

some Gloria Gaynor tunes to