"Badda-Bing, Badda-Bang" Line-by-Line!

[Holosuite - Las Vegas lounge]

(The girls are on stage doing the chair routine from Cabaret.)
KIRA: Let me guess, you'll look around here while I check out the casino?

 

ODO: Oh. Er. If you'd prefer, I'll go and

 

KIRA: Enjoy yourself. Just remember, we have a job to do.
(Kira leaves.)

 

ODO: Of course.
(Odo goes to the bar where Cicci is holding forth to other gangsters.)

 

CICCI: Then I drive him out to the woods. Badda bing badda bang. Three in back of the head, that's the end of little Paulie. So what do you think Frankie says when I report back in? Little Paulie? Nah, I told you to pop Big Paulie! That's the problem with our business, too many guys named Paulie!
(The gangsters all laugh, Odo joins in.)

 

[Holosuite- Casino]

(Kira is playing blackjack, badly. Queen and six showing.)
KIRA: Hit me. (eight) I'm done.

 

FRANKIE: Not so fast. What kind of card is that to give such a pretty lady? Hit her again.

 

KIRA: Isn't that against the rules?

 

FRANKIE: Don't worry about it. Double your bet.
(Dealer gives a ten.)
FRANKIE: Twenty six? What's wrong with you? Again. (queen) You're starting to aggravate me, pal. (five) Twenty one, finally. Pay the lady.

 

DEALER: Yes, sir.

 

FRANKIE: If I were you, I'd quit while I was ahead. The name's Frank Chalmers, but everyone calls me Frankie Eyes.

 

KIRA: Why's that?

 

FRANKIE: Because I don't miss a trick.

 

KIRA: You're very sure of yourself.

 

FRANKIE: Doubt is for losers.

 

KIRA: And quite a philosopher.

 

FRANKIE: Well, I'm thinking of writing a book.

 

KIRA: What's the title?

 

FRANKIE: Well, maybe you can help me think one up.

 

KIRA: My talents lie in other directions.