If you are in the process of deciding a middle name for your child...

Re: If you are in the process of deciding a middle name for your child

In Jewish tradition, a child is never named after a living relative. Dead ones are OK.

Sometimes a child is given his or her mother's maiden surname for a middle name. My nephew, for example, is Joshua Levin Penslar -- Levin being his mother's unmarried surname.

Well, there was that time Prince changed his name to this:

 

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Good times. Truly hilarious posters.

 

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"Liquid Jones" sounds like a cool name for a pimp.

 

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Or an 80s New Wave synthpop band.

 

Re: If you are in the process of deciding a middle name for your child

Edward is always a prime choice.

If you're not hip to that, Riboflavin or Walden By Henry David Thoreau.

Your boy will grow up to get all the chicks.

 

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John NoMiddleNameAtAll Smith

 

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Oooo! We need to have a Pick-a-Name For Kestra contest!!

 

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Or go for Bonly Jonly as first and middle names: "B" only "J" only. I forget the comedian, an Asian guy from the South.

 

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Miranda Hart just reminded me of another perfect middle name for this sickly meme: "Spontaneous".

 

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I remember that, it was Henry Cho.

Good stuff.

 

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"What's that clickin' noise?"


Back to names, I always liked the idea of middle names being an attribute wished on/for the child--but nothing tacky, like "Wealth" or "Money."