Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

Four bags later they were

 

out of chips and still

 

hungry, so they opened some

 

canned tuna but it was

 

spoiled. They ignored that and

 

ate it anyway, becoming zombies.

 

They then wandered the Forge

 

until they died withered.

"Sad,"

 

Ambassador Soval mused. "They didn't

 

know that as Vulcan zombies

 

they could get free coupons

 

at Zombie-Mart, the premier food

 

emporium specializing in gourmet candies

 

for the undead. They tasted

 

a lot like those little red candies

 

that Earthmen handed out during

 

Halloween. "Swedish fish I believe

 

...for many decades they were

 

consumed ravenously leading to increased

 

weight, blood sugar problems and