TNG Caption This! 311: You will caption and you will like it!

Worf (thinking): "This PowerPoint is going well. I hope I didn't mix my hand phaser up with my laser pointer again."



Geordi: "LaForge to Picard, we've had a database error and all the beverages have been replaced with laxatives! Might want to keep away from the replicator."



Picard: "Pakleds and Ferengi? The universe has truly discovered how to divide by stupid."



Riker: "That's one hell of a pothole. What the hell are they doing with my tax dollars?"



Jameson: "Size matters not. Judge me by my size do you?"

Picard: "Yes, actually."

 

PICARD: What the hell is up with the hairstyle and that ugly outfit?

RIKER: Should she go back to the cheerleader uniform?

PICARD: Actually? Yes.

 

Picard [on comm]: "What do you see, Number One? What's it like?"
Riker: "It reminds me of Uranus"

 

Worf: "English ... do you speak it motherfukker?"