TOS five word thingy!!!

part of the Guardian of

 

Forever instead! His genetically engineered

 

taste buds make everything taste

 

better, even solid rock and

 

bits of Nomad. Khan, tell

 

them that I'm making you

 

my gay lover for the

 

duration of the current mission

 

"Only if I get to

 

call you 'ad-meer-rahl'."

"You may

 

find..."

BOOM!

"Klingons, Captain! All

 

around the perimeter of the

 

illegal dog fighting arena on

 

Deck 23! We need to

 

stop writing slash fiction and

 

try to remember that there

 

are chocolate fingers and strawberry

 

toes and Klingons with lots

 

of sour apple flavored jelly

 

beans trying to loot the