Seven Words in TNG

had turned into a penguin. "Stop that

 

flapping about!" commanded Commander Riker, who commanded

 

all Commanders to begin commandeering command ships.

 

Geordi turned off the improbability drive and

 

then he hitched a ride back to

 

the penguin infested pocket universe.

Wesley asked

 

for his ear restored, but was greeted

 

with a barrage of laughter. "You silly

 

boy, that's part of your science project

 

-- can you hear with just one ear?

 

Incensed, Wesley angrily retorted, "You're stupid minds!

 

Why is it they always revert to

 

picking on me after a crisis?"

"Wes,

 

" said Captain Picard in Wesley's good ear,

 

"You're made fun of because your haircut

 

is a 20th Century mullet teased high

 

up your neck -- it's way too 1980s."

 

Wesley frowned, scooped up his ear and

 

said, "I can't ear you, nor will

 

I change my hairdo for you!"

"Ah,