Dear Solomon, your view of sharing is outdated in our century. Some of us would be more than willing to let her cheat on us with whoever she likes without giving her up and without all that violence – we've learned to share without cutting people in half by now. Wait, I think you can actually ask one of your wives about how that works....
I needed a new wife every two weeks because each noob missus Queen Solomon would stop talking to me after they realized that I was only interested in their virginity. The stockpile of bitter hags builds up after a few years.
Wow, you're right! Disgusting! Poor Rupert, I can't imagine what he must have been going through, knowing that his wife likes to take off her clothes in front of other men. Kristin Stewart, angel that she is, was just trying to cheer up a friend with some dry-humping. Good on her.
What do you call someone you pay not to have sex with you, because that's divorce. It's the exact opposite of prostitution.
I'm guessing that by the time divorce is being mentioned there hasn't been any sex for a good long while.
I wonder if that's the case for most couples. I don't think that a marriage breaking down necessarily means their sex life has as well. Don't a lot of divorcing couples still hook up?
Kristen? Christ, no. I'd have Pattinson camped outside my front door, cutting himself. Restraining orders are a pain in the ass.
Unnecessary. Don't use this forum to take potshots at people you don't like or you'll find yourself with a trolling warning. ** On topic, this announcement surprises me not at all. Only the fact that she waited six months... but when you have kids, I'm sure divorce isn't a decision you make hastily or lightly.
If she was smart she just spent those 6 months with her lawyer. And no, people don't usually have sex when they're divorcing. That's the ultimate mixed message to yourself.
I'm almost positive you're joking (I hope you're joking) because I don't think even you are so naive to equate a sitcom with what is, usually, a miserable, unhappy and generally unfortunate course of legal action between two people in real life, even as a joke.
I don't know what we'd do without you here to spell these things out for us. As indicated, I was pretty sure he was joking. My comment was more for the other jokers out there who might make light of the preceding comment than anything else, especially when we know there are people on this very thread actually going through divorce proceedings.
Well you're the one who actually seemed to think MLB might be serious Or maybe you just wanted to talk about the horror of divorce?
I have been divorced and I am super happy to make light of it, the horribleness of it, the dramaticness of it, the sitcommness of it. If a person is feeling very sensitive about the topic then they should not bother reading this thread, which is hardly on anyone's required board reading list.
Sex between people who are divorcing is far from unheard-of, guys. Hang out with divorce lawyers some and/or clinical social workers.