Seven Words in TNG

house to ban robots, even Data couldn't

 

get in despite singing all the roles.

 

But the opera was cancelled anyway because

 

James kirk showed up. "Hello everyone. I

 

thought it was...fun..."

"According to history,

 

James Kirk was lost on the Enterprise

 

when all the toilets were flushed simultanously.

 

"A grim day for Starfleet and plumbers."

 

"At least they could find the toilets"

 

said an Opera House employee, "Picard Day

 

turned quite ugly with the unlocatable lavatories

 

causing a Brown Alert not seen since

 

the quality of life became a force

 

to be reckoned with. Brown Alert meant

 

bowel troubles had gone from "turtling" to

 

the big goodbye. There lay the outcast

 

knickers, in a stinky pile on the

 

deckplate. The odor coming from the pile

 

was so bad, Picard ordered saucer separation

( @ "the big goodbye" ^^ )

 

until all good things ended quite abruptly.