TOS five word thingy!!!

but still delightfully soft and

 

having a clean and pleasant

 

septic aftertaste. Reminds me of

 

the time at the Academy

 

when another student and I

 

put whoopee cushions in the

 

bathroom - replacing the toilet seats

 

in all the men's lavatories

 

But anyway, currently we are

 

discussing whether or not to

 

suck helium from balloons and

 

make Kirk shave his head

 

so McCoy could draw a

 

Klingon slang word that means

 

"dumbass" but sounded more guttural.

 

"I'd rather be sitting in

 

a pair of Klingon underpants

 

that have never been washed

 

, than sitting here while the

 

Klingons try to attack our