Seven Words in TNG

finger, which I could then - gently- insert

 

into your ear canal and wiggle back

 

to a time when we were young,

 

and when neither of us had a

 

BOOM!

The Enterprise exploded.

"Unfortunate," Q said.

 

Then he snapped his fingers and made

 

cookies. Chocolate chip cookies. "Uh... Q," Q2

 

groaned. "If I've told you once, I've

 

told you a trillion times...do NOT

 

interrupt when they're about to make whoopie!"

 

"Cut!" yelled the director. "Not Whoopie... Guinan!"

 

The director was quite angry with DeLancie

 

because Mr. Baird thought Q was human.

 

He then came up with a brilliant

 

idea - have Geordi played by a Caucasian.

 

But LeVar Burton vehemently protested this decision

 

for obvious reasons. So, the decision was

 

put on hold for the time being.

 

"How about replacing Gates McFadden with

 

that chick that kind of looks like