Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

colony on the coast of

 

Newfoundland. The water was cold

 

, the women were hot and

 

the guys were shriveled. Hill

 

hadn't seen a sight this

 

horrible since the nude bacon

 

crisis on Tellar.

"Semen! Semen!

 

" a time-traveling Leonard McCoy

 

shouted after tightening his belt.

 

Not recognizing McCoy, Hoshi removed

 

her clumsy handheld Universal Translator

 

and started speaking Farsi.

McCoy

 

was dizzy and utterly confused.

 

"Where's that greenblooded bastard Spock?"

 

He stumbled all over the

 

body of a passed out

 

crewman dressed up like a

 

white rabbit. There were many

 

intoxicated crewmembers on the ship

 

and so vomit was everywhere