Seven Words in TNG

for all intents and purposes, not there.

 

Geordi was clearly not himself, it seemed

 

he had started binge drinking Romulan ale

 

While perusing the Captain's Personal Log archive.

 

"Captain's Log, Stardate.... Today. I was watching

 

Dancing With The Stars and became aroused."

 

"So aroused in-fact that I went

 

and phasered the video monitor. Mr. Worf

 

was not pleased as he'd just put

 

an apple pie on the holo-windowsill to

 

holo-cool. The phaser blast ricocheted into it."

 

And so the apple pie became radioactive

 

and Wesley who ate it, gained powers

 

of the social kind, for a change,

 

unfortunately the powers were delicious crumb topping

 

that was high in calories although non-nutritious.

 

"These powers suck!" yelled Wesley as Riker

 

admired his beard in a console reflection.

 

bitch-slapped him with a Ferengi energy whip.

 

"Whaddya think about THEM apples," Wesley sneered