Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

doll Tinky Winky was beloved

 

for being the most awesome

 

Teletubbies anywhere. These evil creatures

 

were notorious for their mighty

 

disregard of the audiences sense

 

of taste and basic decency

 

as they farted their way

 

through renditions of children's songs.

 

The smell got worse and worse

 

until Chef lit a match.

 

But the match flared up

 

and burnt Chef's fingers.

"Ouch!!"

 

said Trip, "That must've hurt

 

a little...you got any

 

good lube for Malcolm and

 

the rest of us? We'd

 

love to light our farts

 

but we don't have any

 

farts to farts. Beans are

 

in short supply, and Chef