His mother always told him to be sure to wear clean underwear and always carry a napkin just in case something bad happened one day.
Jack and Tony talk to each other in their Christian Bale voices... You've still got to be kidding me that Jonas got to see his "attorney."
"Kim, baby, can you PLEASE stay with your father. I DO NOT want you home." Teri Bauer is back from the dead! Damn you, 24. Seriously, that's very touching.
Jack's granddaughter...another reason for Jack to do the most horrific things to people. "Kim, you're father didn't want you there? Can't say that I blame him. I've been trying to get rid of you for three years."