"Badda-Bing, Badda-Bang" Line-by-Line!

NOG: He's not just a hologram, he's my friend.

 

O'BRIEN: Don't you like Vic?

 

WORF: As a singer, I find him entertaining. But beyond that, I neither like him nor dislike him. He is a hologram and, therefore, he does not exist.

 

KIRA: He does for me.

 

BASHIR: I just talked to Felix. I know what's been affecting Vic's program. It's a jack in the box.

 

NOG: A what?

 

O'BRIEN: A jack in the box. It's a children's toy on Earth. You wind it up and a figure jumps out and goes Boo!

 

BASHIR: Except this type of jack in the box is different.

 

NOG: It doesn't go Boo?

 

BASHIR: No, this surprise is buried deep in the holosuite program.

 

O'BRIEN: It's meant to shake things up, you know? Make things interesting.

 

NOG: I wasn't bored. Were you?

 

KIRA: Not at all. I liked Vic's the way it was.

 

BASHIR: According to Felix, if we get rid of Frankie Eyes, everything resets back to the way it was.

 

KIRA: That's good to know.

 

NOG: So how do we get rid of Frankie Eyes?

 

BASHIR: That's up to us. But Felix did warn me the programme is period specific.

 

O'BRIEN: In other words, if we shoot him, we have to use a forty five automatic and not a phaser.

 

BASHIR: We can't shoot Frankie, it's too dangerous.

 

O'BRIEN: The mob could retaliate against Vic.