TOS five word thingy!!!

She had a very negative

 

attitude toward licking hardware, apparently.

 

As a cadet she had

 

her inseam measured with a

 

tape measure that gave her

 

hives, warts, and several STD's

 

that took weeks to clear

 

without first sneezing into a

 

clear plastic bag so that

 

the slimy chunks were visible

 

and could be studied by

 

The Jackson 5 and the

 

Commodores at the next major

 

Motown time-traveling pathology cookout.

 

These events were held every

 

fifteen seconds but nobody ever

 

hung around long enough to

 

write slash fiction like a

 

real professional could...stories so

 

full of lust and lewdness