Seven Words in TNG

But Jean-Luc couldn't stand it anymore, so

 

he took his fly squatter and hit

 

Geordi. "No soup for you!"

"Coolant Leak!"

 

Geordi yelled as he barrel rolled underneath

 

Lwaxanna Troi's skirt.

"Where is my daughter?!"

 

she insisted. "I want to know where

 

she is, and why my poor Jean-Luc

 

won't bother to come snuggle with me!"

 

"Because I'm in love with Mr. Holm."

 

Picard's confession stunned his entire crew and

 

severed La-La's hold on Troi. Even Tinky

 

Winky couldn't believe what he was hearing!

 

Mr. Homn yelped then covered his mouth.

 

Llwaxana punched him in the arm and

 

made him cry.

"SHUT THE HELL UP!"

 

shouted Mrs. Troi. "I've known about this

 

little "affair" for year now!

 

"It's not just an affair!" Picard screamed.

 

"It's the very focus of my life!

 

And he knows when to shut up!