TOS five word thingy!!!

"Vait a minute! Eating da

 

Jello would be better, Keptin!"

 

"Ve could make jello yummies."

 

"This isn't your Babushka's kitchen

 

, bitch!" scoffed Sulu, being catty.

 

"Vhat's vrong vith vriggly wanilla?"

 

"Let's not go there," Sulu

 

said as he ogled a

 

blonde junior officer. The torpedo

 

may go up in the

 

wrong Jefferies tube, Sulu mused.

 

Uhura turned up the heat,

 

because it's chilly wearing miniskirts

 

when your not wearing any

 

panties. So, what I do

 

to warm things up is

 

I grab some bag-pipes

 

and a hair dryer, then

 

, wrap my lips around the

 

blow hole. Then I breathe