VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

while uttering strange chants and

 

stealing coffee from Janeway's supply

 

.

"Mister, if that stolen coffee

 

is what's in your cheeks

 

then you'd better get ready

 

to spend the next YEAR

 

as my personal coffee grinder,

 

on-call whenever I happen to

 

want a hot cup of

 

coffee, no excuses accepted! Now

 

B'Elanna will be mad, but

 

that's ok as long as

 

her bat'leth is locked up.

 

You of course will suffer

 

the indignity of Neelix twisting

 

your arm to help him

 

, Seven twisting your nipples for

 

forty-seven seconds until you

 

pee yourself, and finally, B'Elanna

 

twisting your hair into fashionable