TOS five word thingy!!!

time later, sporting a cigarette

 

holder from Earth's 1930s there

 

for a nose, he had

 

was no way Ensign Ricky

 

was going to beam down

 

without pants on a Y-class

 

planet, so he quickly acquired

 

Scotty's pants, which unfortunately fell

 

halfway down at precisely the

 

below the equator very quickly.

 

apart at the crotch because

 

of Scotty's unfortunate smelting accident.

 

"Shake your moneymakers," croaked M5.

 

The supercomputer started playing a

 

"Oh Ricky!" Janice said disapprovingly

 

, shaming the guilty ensign into

 

being played by Yeoman Landon

 

in a stage production of

 

. A blue-furred creature appeared on

 

"O Calcutta!" that earned rave