Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

Archer couldn't help but feel

 

embarrased at his own stench.

 

But he tried not to

 

figure out what body waxing

 

offered no help as usual

 

, giving only vague comments that

 

sounded like they were written

 

by fanboys obsessed with continuity.

 

Or writers stretching plots out

 

until no one cares anymore

 

...and who should care, really?

 

"I care," said a farmboy, "

 

named Tiberius Kirk. "I think

 

she's dang hot. Now let's

 

talk about why I'm even

 

talking about this nonsense because

 

my grandson is going to

 

college in the fall and

 

is going to be the