TOS five word thingy!!!

coleslaw, possibly tainted by Romulans.

 

"Tainted Coleslaw" Kirk said enraged!

 

McCoy drawled in his Southern

 

accent, "Howdy y'all." "What in

 

hell am I smelling, Jim?"

 

"Bones! Can you heal this

 

expendable security officer?"

"Should I?

 

"Yes. I owe him my

 

daily food ration - poker night

 

expendible officer eats the slaw

 

them's the rules!"

Bones sighed.

 

Expendible officer's head suddenly exploded

 

. "What just happened?"

"He exploded."

 

Bones swore and began mopping

 

"Damn replicated food I told everyone that

 

this stuff is generally edible

 

with fries on the side.

 

"But not very much," groused

 

Sulu. "Try the vanilla milkshake."

 

"You'd like that, wouldn't you?"