Seven Words in TNG

Unfortunately, Beverly's dance attracted some seedy elements

 

from the horticultural department which was not

 

legal in some states west of the

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You kill me!

 

Hawaiian Islands. "Dig that crazy doctor chick

 

with the amazing flexibility!" said Ensign Gawk.

 

Klingon Cheech & Chong appeared, smoking fatties,

 

and munching on some Doritos. There wasn't

 

enough chips to satisy their munchies, however,

 

so they threatened to maim folks unless

 

Picard gave them back their replicator access.

 

"More Doritos!" exclaimed Klingon Cheech & Chong,

 

"Or that nelly kid Wesley gets it!"

 

"Nelly this!" said Wesley, phasering their weed.

 

Worf exclaimed, "For battle come to me!"

 

"Bloody hell, Worf, not now," sighed Picard.

 

Picard shrewdly knew the way to dispose

 

of underperforming crewmembers, short of killing them.

 

Using similar tactics on Cheech and Chong

 

, he sent them to Hydroponics, and they

 

were overcome by the humidity.