The Night Crew

It appears i have a fan club.

 

Yes, and attendance is mandatory.

To the Mandatorium!

 

Emergency! Everyone to the calamatorium!

 

Call me again when it's a catastrophe.

 

The catastratorium then.

 

Better there than the castratorium.

 

I'll pass on that.

 

i have 3 sets of foot wear. 1x trainers (sneakers), 1x shoes for work and 1x canvas shoes for in the house.

 

What's wrong with you people. I have 14 pairs of shoes, 7 pairs of summer flats (3 unworn), 16 pairs of boots and 4 pairs of party shoes which hang on the wall, oh and a bad back

and it must be night time somewhere...

 

Your poor members.

 

There's a joke in there somewhere ...

 

Let's see how long it takes you to find it..

 

i'm a bloke! the only other footwear i need is a pair of wellies for the wet or winter. an oversight i intend to correct soon.

 

Yeah, I only own two pairs of shoes, and that's only because I haven't thrown out my old pair yet.

 

I have shoes that go with my business suit, runners, skate shoes, my prom shoes, my old work shoes that are still good, my bowling shoes, and probably some others.

My favourite are the prom shoes:

 

Those seem uncomfortable. Heels and all that. I don't know how you girls do it.

 

Morphine. Lots and lots of morphine.

 

Morphine does sound good right now.

 

^Mr. Gaeta ?

 

Quickly, kill him before he tries to start a mutiny on the TrekBBS!