Seven Words in TNG

Meanwhile, Riker decided to bribe barber Mott

 

into giving Geordi a mohawk like Mr. T's.

 

Geordi frequently pitied the fool, but never

 

had the cojones to get a mohawk.

 

Mott, accepting the challenge, found

 

his best pair of scissors and a

 

disguise that he thought would fool Geordi

 

into thinking that the barber wasn't in

 

that by removing Geordi's head first, he

 

easily do the job and then put

 

a mohawk on his head with a

 

Ronco Mohawk Maker. "Set it and forget

 

it...that's the motto!" said Mott as

 

he began his new infomercial. "How much

 

would you pay for this amazing new

 

revolutionary hair care device?"

"A pot o'gold

 

" said Rumplestiltskin from Deep Space 9. "I

 

could make some if... hey, this isn't

 

Deep Space 9! Where am I, lad?"

 

"Some place more popular," grinned Commander Riker.