Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

bowl of root leaf stew

 

that was three days past

 

the freshness date and made

 

him slightly irregular. "Pardon me,"

 

he said as he farted

 

helium, "but I'm afraid I

 

have to excuse myself to

 

blow up a few balloons."

 

He grabbed a bag of

 

testicles, large and fuzzy ones.

 

One even contained three, which

 

were left over Suliban nads.

 

Suliban balls were known for

 

their morphing abilities which allowed

 

them to flatten and change

 

; Chef served them as flapjacks

 

whenever he ran out of

 

his usual ingredient: transphasic torpedoes.

 

They had been acquired from

 

One Hunglo from Nadsac 2