Movie Caption Contest #201: "Shenanigans Part 1"

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Mr Silver, Aug 18, 2011.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Mr Silver

    Mr Silver Commodore Newbie

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2010
    Location:
    UK
    Hey folks, first of all I'm going to induct a couple of people into the Caption Contest Hall Of Fame, then we'll get the regular winners out of the way. The CC Hall Of Fame means nothing special, but if you like you can put it into your signature you are a member (that is if I've selected your entry, no cheating! :lol:).

    [​IMG]

    First up, the king of Freudian slips and in honour of his service to the caption contest, I induct...



    And for a constant stream of laugh out loud captions and dry logic, I induct...


    Well done to the first two inductees of this Hall of Fame. Remember, it's not just based on the entry that is used for the induction, getting is about dedication, humour and effort...Well maybe not so much, but keep posting your entries and soon you could be in the meaningless CC Hall of Fame! Now onto...

    [​IMG]


    First up, the Gene Shalit award goes to...

    For bringing the Frasier out in Bateson...

    Because even Starfleet captain's fail to keep standards...

    Well done to all the winners, this week...

    Decker regrets those botox treatments when a raise of one eyebrow could have won over Kirk...


    [​IMG]

    Kirk, Spock and McCoy have a little too much of that secret ingredient...

    [​IMG]

    And Riker realises that vindaloo wasn't the best choice of meal before battle...

    [​IMG]
     
  2. Herkimer Jitty

    Herkimer Jitty Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2008
    Location:
    Dayglow, New California Republic
    [​IMG]

    Decker: "The mains would have failed and your fat ass would be plastered across the side of an asteroid.

    ...this is off the record, right?"

    [​IMG]

    Kirk: "Spock, you incinerated Sulu!"

    Spock: "Whoops?"

    [​IMG]

    Riker: "Photon torpedo... isn't that the universal message for a left turn signal failure?"
     
  3. Ziriath

    Ziriath Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2011
    Location:
    Brno, Czech republic
    [​IMG]

    SPOCK: Cant fly higher, I'm running out of gas- gimme more bourbon and beans!
     
  4. Ziriath

    Ziriath Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2011
    Location:
    Brno, Czech republic
    [​IMG]

    BONES: Dammit Spock! If Vulcans are vegetarians, you must have eaten a whole forest!
     
  5. Finn

    Finn Bad Batch of TrekBBS Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2006
    [​IMG]

    Dorn: (OS) Why the clean shaven face?

    Frakes: Berman asked me about playing Season 1 Riker for an Enterprise episode. People would think they actually taped it back in 1987, right?

    Dorn: *Hesitates* ....Yeah, Jonathan.
     
  6. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk A Spock and a smile Premium Member

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2001
    Location:
    AI Generated Madness
    Thanks for the Hall of Fame nod. I am honored

    [​IMG]

    SPOCK: I believe the spider is moving away.
     
  7. Smellincoffee

    Smellincoffee Commodore Commodore

    Joined:
    May 20, 2005
    Location:
    Heart of Dixie
    [​IMG]
    Frakes: Do I really look that old without the beard?
     
  8. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk A Spock and a smile Premium Member

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2001
    Location:
    AI Generated Madness
    [​IMG]

    DECKER: Look, if this is about that unresolved sexual tension between us....


    [​IMG]

    RIKER (thinking): Weird, I figured once I shaved the beard folks would start calling me "Babyface" again.
     
  9. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2011
    [​IMG]

    Decker: Unlike the choice of picture for the last contest, you really can't see my immense personality this time. Which kind of sucks for me as it means people will be looking at my face instead.

    [​IMG]

    Bones: My God Jim, look at the size of Decker's...
    Kirk: Look at the face! Look at the face!

    [​IMG]

    Frakes: Damn, I don't even have to take my socks off to count my lines in this one.
     
  10. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2000
    Location:
    The Normandy SR-2
    [​IMG]

    Decker: You haven't logged a single star hour in 2 and a half years-

    Kirk: Not if you've read the Lost Era book series.

    [​IMG]

    Kirk: Spock, boost the rockets.

    Spock: If I activate them now Captain, the numbers of the decks will make no sense whatsoever!


    [​IMG]

    Burton: (off screen) CUT! Jonathan, just because you're directing doesn't mean you can drop the F Bomb!
     
  11. Finn

    Finn Bad Batch of TrekBBS Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2006
    Kirk: Same here, instead of looking at my magnificent bald spot.
     
  12. Candlelight

    Candlelight Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 12, 2000
    Location:
    New Zealand
    So... what happened to the original Hall of Fame that Rat Boy made? Has that gone the way of the Dodo...? :p

    [​IMG]

    Decker: "Please don't make me say 'star hour'. It's a term that'll never get used again in the history of Star Trek."

    Kirk: "I've had enough of that astral-attitude, mister Decker."

    Decker: "Yeah, and that one too."

    [​IMG]

    Kirk: "Spock, fire the rockets."

    *Spock adjusts knob on belt, pants fall off*

    Spock: "Shit, Captain"


    [​IMG]

    Riker suddenly had a shocking thought; now that his beard was gone, everyone could see his ass chin again.

    And ass forehead.
     
  13. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2000
    Location:
    The Normandy SR-2
    [​IMG]

    Decker: You're cute when you're angry.

    [​IMG]

    Spock: No, Doctor. That is not the secondary Rocket control.


    [​IMG]

    Riker: Red Alert!

    (pause)

    Riker: What happened?

    La Forge: This is a movie, unlike in the tv series, "Red Alert" doesn't signal a commercial break.
     
  14. BriGuy

    BriGuy Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2001
    Location:
    Pittsburgh, PA, USA
    [​IMG]

    Riker: Ah, at last. Good thing it was silent.
     
  15. BriGuy

    BriGuy Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2001
    Location:
    Pittsburgh, PA, USA
    [​IMG]

    Director: What the hell, Frakes! Why did you get forehead prosthetics from makeup??? You're on the call sheet for Riker - Riker - he's human, remember?

    Assisant: whisper whisper mutter mutter

    Director: oh... shit... Sorry, Frakes. Action!
     
  16. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk A Spock and a smile Premium Member

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2001
    Location:
    AI Generated Madness
    [​IMG]

    also starring William Devane as Will Riker
     
  17. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral

    [​IMG]

    Worf: "Who's forehead looks like a fanny now, jackass?!"
     
  18. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2000
    Location:
    The Normandy SR-2
    [​IMG]

    Riker: (thinking) Leave it to Picard to go on an Away mission right after I put a sharp spike on his chair.
     
  19. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk A Spock and a smile Premium Member

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2001
    Location:
    AI Generated Madness
    [​IMG]

    DECKER: By the way, I'm your real dad.
     
  20. BriGuy

    BriGuy Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2001
    Location:
    Pittsburgh, PA, USA
    Riker: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.