Seven Words in TNG

to listen to when she visited Earth

 

"My people died but Rancid lives forever!"

 

she yelled as she pulled out a

 

an appendage that could have been a

 

genital but instead turned out to be

 

her organic drink dispenser. Business disappeared immediately.

 

Ten Forward didn't serve a single drink

 

until Ensign Barney Gumble appeared and asked

 

for an entire pitcher of beer. He

 

later puked all over Picard's model ship.

 

Then he belched loudly and passed out.

 

Picard died. The funeral was rather happy

 

until the ghost of Cher appeared and

 

started to hump worfs leg. He let

 

out a painful wail that shattered glass

 

and caused an explosive decompression, forcefields could

 

not prevent dozens of crewmembers from being

 

sucked out.

"Enough porn!" Said Riker, as

 

he smeared jelly on his nipples and

 

candle wax on his pubic hair follicles