VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

. "Mr. Kim, you are not

(apparently not...no bother)

 

appropriately dressed for this task

 

. If you require appropriate instruction

 

I will do it myself

 

" she said before Incapacitating him

 

Then janyway walked in and

 

asked about the red alert.

 

Kim said a monkey clown

 

just barged into the conversation

 

And ate harry Kim's face

 

book page, as random temporal

 

fluctuations were noticed converging on

 

his monitor. A strange program

 

appeared on the viewscreen.

"What

 

does 'goatse' mean? I'll..." "DON'T

 

open those files, Ensign!"

But

 

too late; a gaping wormhole

 

corkscrewed open and out flew

 

the most eye-bleedingly awful

 

instruction manual. Ever.

"Open it,"