Seven Words in TNG

best way to dance. Take it from

 

an Irishman...there's no better way to

 

drink Romulan Ale than with a tall

 

ship and a star to steer her

 

by!" Keiko interrupted. "Miles, please shut up

 

and let us sing 'Row, Row, Row

 

Your Boat' before I punch you in

 

the nuts. Again."

Miles frowned and ceased

 

his ranting about drinking, deciding instead to

 

wonder exactly how binding a marriage certificate

 

was in that day and age. Keiko

 

was a demon in the sack, but

 

annoying as hell when she wanted to

 

be, which was 110% of the time

 

...especially when she was on her cycle.

 

Her cycle was a customized Yahama hoverbike

 

with a lot of torque and a

 

"Hello Kitty" logo on the front. Keiko

 

loved it to death and enjoyed taking

 

Mikes to buy accessories for it from