VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

when mixed with KY jelly

 

and gave her a rash.

 

Tom liked B'Elanna's rashes however,

 

, so he hid the Neosporin,

 

and whipped out a new

 

remedy called "It does Nothing."

 

"So what does that do?"

 

"Just what I want," Tom

 

"Nothing except mock you. Put

 

it on my rash, and shut

 

the blinds, baby. You know

 

you like it really itchy!"

 

Kim was listening to them

 

so, blushing, he excused himself

 

and looked for ointment which

 

would give him fast relief.

 

Not finding same, he had

 

no choice but to manipulate

 

the captain into embarassing herself,

 

which was actually quite easy