VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

revisiting her Peyton Place holosimulation.

 

"You're weird" Tuvok told Janeway

 

while thinking about playing Jenga

 

with stowaway Naked Old Saavik.

 

Those were the days, he

 

mused, of wine, women and

 

songs like Jingle Bell Rock.

 

"Look who's wierd!" countered Janeway

 

as she donned fishnet stockings.

 

and started fingerpainting Seven's back

 

and got a shock from

 

her cortical implant. "Ow, bitch!"

 

Janeway snapped.

Paris interupted.

"Can

 

you believe it's new year?"

 

"Kazons dropped their bell, Captain!"

 

"At warp speed, New Year's

 

Eve is approximately 4.7 hours

 

from every point in time/space."

 

"Then let's party forever!" yelled

 

Neelix, "I'll make some punch."