TOS five word thingy!!!

clothes, even more legendary was

 

T'Hanaj, who was a Romulan

 

professional wrestler known for his

 

elbow drop as well as

 

being the first Starfleet captain

 

to have children by a

 

Bolian-Klingon hybrid while passing as

 

a Vulcan sex therapist. Starfleet

 

let the incident slide because

 

of a shortage of qualified

 

mimes and circus clowns that

 

also can swallow a torpedo

 

sub with turkey and ham.

 

That definitely impressed Kirk, who

 

tried to compete by swallowing

 

a whole rack of lamb

 

, only to start choking and

 

pulling his Tholian Web faces

 

while McCoy tried to assuage

 

the problem by kneeing Kirk