Seven Words in TNG

because it rhymes with "fun". The holodeck

 

was always full of surprises, and this

 

was par for the course. Data continued

 

phasering crewmembers in the groin to ascertain

 

their saline levels. The crew initially objected

 

but some ticklish crewmembers clamored for more.

 

Fortunately, Dr. Soong wrote several subroutines for

 

preventing Data from excessively phasering people indiscriminately,

 

Unfortunately, Soong made a script error causing

 

Data to encounter Blue Screen of Death.

 

Data's eyes turned blue and he collapsed.

 

Tasha angrily vented him out the airlock.

 

"Every man goes Microsoft occasionally," said Riker,

 

who was busily playing Minesweeper and picking

 

lint where no one has gone before(tm).

 

The lint evolved into new weirdness causing...

 

Data to rematerialize on the bridge, unharmed.

 

On the planet where everything was changing...

 

except the underwear which was starting a

 

chess game with the socks, it was