TOS five word thingy!!!

Unhappily, words were Wernicke's specialty.

 

He once won an award

 

for solving 3D crossword puzzles

 

in the shortest amount of

 

time while a yeast infection

 

ate away at his girlfriend's

 

sister. A highly specialized award.

 

They were rarely given out

 

. He displayed the award proudly

 

in a special wooden case

 

built by middle school delinquents

 

for their community service hours.

 

The case had a lock

 

made of pure neutronium, just

 

hard enough to prevent a

 

sehlat from chewing it off.

 

Sehlats were notorious for their

 

insanely smelly milk which was

 

bottled and sold to colonists

 

as a cure for the