TOS five word thingy!!!

eyeballs before, so it wasn't

 

exactly out of the ordinary

 

for Kirk to stuff himself

 

into a velour leisure suit

 

and start belting out "Perfidia."

 

Spock hated velour socks, they

 

hated him, and there was

 

a message board dedicated to

 

ways to trick Spock into

 

saying double entendres involving socks

 

and make references to angry

 

laundry attacking him as he

 

stuck his head into the

 

dryer to look around. He

 

often ended up with his

 

ear tips burned and eyebrows

 

hair and ears covered with

 

velour socks clinging by static

 

attraction. He'd often report for

 

duty with his hair standing