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the realm of the Time Lords and

 

so Doctor Who arrived on the Enterprise

 

with K-9 at his side. Kirk was

 

flipping through the latest Trek/Who comic when

 

he realized his hairpiece was missing! "Bones,

 

where'd my piece go?! It was just

 

.."

"McCoy pointed," It's skittering across the floor

 

as if it had an intelligence of

 

a penguin on acid eating french fries.

 

Spock arched his eyebrow. "Doctor, penguins are

 

too intelligent to do that. Maybe you

 

are thinking about lemurs."

"But Spock, lemurs

 

are like sloths eating peppermints and poop.

 

Old Earth scientists used to take lemurs

 

and make Soylent Green out of them.

 

The practice was finally banned in 2026

 

when there were no more lemurs. Then

 

they started using

"Semen! Seeeemen! Everywhere! Soylent

 

..."

Spock neck-pinched the drunken Scotty. "He always

 

does that when Dr. McCoy forgets to."