TOS five word thingy!!!

invulnerable even to Romulan disruptors

 

and other energy weapons that

 

would have fried Superman's eyebrows.

 

Kirk's pecs glistened in the

 

drool Uhura's breasts caused when

 

she had a wardrobe malfunction

 

and her top exploded in

 

a shower of glitter.

"Fascinating

 

", Kirk said, drooling more

 

Khan proceeded to go down

 

the Jeffries tube, cackling like

 

a little girl playing with

 

a partially dismembered doll before

 

yelling "KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRK!" and hitting him

 

with the blunt end of

 

a cheese knife. Kirk exposed

 

Khan to his cover of

 

his genetically-engineered super ears

 

so much that they started