VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

which specialized in proto-Pakleds.

 

"They'll work for mere citrus

 

fruit suppositories. That's good value!"

 

Janeway frowned. Fruit is scarce

 

where I'm from. Any ideas?"

 

She asked the ship's computer

 

but the computer said "No."

 

"Leola Root!" Janeway was ecstatic.

 

But Voyager's leola expert, Neelix,

 

was still very much dead

 

. "Can we rebuild him? Do

 

we have the technology?" "Yes,

 

but it requires Borg technology

 

, six million bars of latinum,

 

and Seven of Nine's tatas."

 

"Please, Doctor, don't say ta-tas

 

use the medical term 'norks'!"

 

"Real doctors say fun bags,

 

" the EMH retorted. "Regarding Neelix's

 

resurrection; a cattle prod would