The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

in Goat Boy's case, it really

 

could be anything. He's just

 

caught him chewing on the

 

plants in Keiko's garden, she

 

immediately decided it was time

 

to evict the quadruped. Somehow

 

, however, she told Odo the

 

story about how when she

 

all that was required was

 

was to set fire to

 

dirty sheets; the smoke would

 

thought it was a much

 

too unpleasant task and refused

 

more intelligent idea to prepare

 

. "I loathe targ sauce," she

 

said. "It tastes like dirt."