The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

"But you have no tears,"

 

remarked Bashir, who knew stuff.

 

Especially wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey gelatinous stuff.

 

Stuff that tries mens' souls.

 

Mine was found guilty and

 

I had to scrub Sisko's

 

desk until my reflected self

 

taught me karmic truths of

 

reconciliation and renewal. I cried

 

in unadulterated joy. I had

 

to share my profound insights

 

with all those whom stood

 

in shadow. So I hired

 

Mr Morden and set off

 

to discover what I want".

(Good work in the caption thread, TD! All those responses are great!)

 

"What is it that you

(I thank you for the kind complement. Shockingly I find it hard to come up with many funny B5 captions...)

 

want, Quark?" I asked.

"I'll

(When did this become a first-person tale?)

 

tell you what I want

 

in exchange for three slips

 

of the tongue.

" Very well