Seven Words in TNG

and righteous honor!" Worf exclaimed. He was

 

promptly slapped in the ass by Riker.

 

Romulan Elvis beamed aboard, shaking his pelvis.

 

Everyone was distracted by a Cardassian Kardashian.

 

In fact, they could hardly keep up.

 

"Check out my hunka hunka!" shouted Elvis

 

before he was assimilated by the borg.

 

"Is this for real?" Riker asked. "Or

 

is this another episode about dreaming that

 

Wesley left his pants in your room?"

 

Suddenly, Riker woke-up. "A dream? But

 

you were there, and you were there,

 

pointing at the Tin Man, Scarecrow, and

 

the ghost of christmas presents at dinner.

 

"But you weren't there," added Riker, pointing

 

to the big red dog who started

 

to sniff Troi's crotch. "Counselor, your dog

 

is getting awfully friendly."

"Well, Commander,

 

like you, he knows what he likes."

 

The red dog was first beaming down