TOS five word thingy!!!

needed a medical tricorder to

 

be sure, but his pants

 

seemed at first glance to

 

be low enough that she

 

thought for a moment that

 

just maybe he wasn't Caitian

 

after all...but a KLINGON!

 

Klingons were known for their

 

pronounced mounds of flesh near

 

their two pairs of balls

 

, and M'Benga's crotchular region resembled

 

very accurately to a quartet

 

of Kaferian apples from the

 

Gary Mitchell episode. "I'm no

 

prude, Doc...but are those

 

trousers somewhat lower than regulation?"

 

M'Benga grinned sheepishly. "Well, yeah...

 

but you're nekkid, Lieutenant." She

 

rushed over to him, grabbing

 

his shoulders and shaking him.